What's a girl to do

I have always contended that the sports axis of evil consists of Yankees-Cowboys-Lakers. So, what is a girl to do when the Yankees and the Cubs square off this weekend at Yankee stadium? Ordinarily, I would say go to the "hot factor" in trying to determine which team to root for. But, I tried that, and I didn't like the way it came out......because I don't like either of the teams! You see the problem here?