Pirates of the zzzzzzzz

It wasn't a bad movie. Not really. There were just many, many moments when I could have dozed off with no noticeable effect.

Parts of it were quality. Parts of it were not. More parts not. Maybe because I liked the first one so much, this one couldn't help but suffer.

And, maybe it was just lame.

I'm all over this movie, though, that I saw in the previews. Cracking my shit up.

And, you know, I saw Top Gun. Loved Top Gun. Do we really need the cheaper, low(er) quality version? Ugh. No, thank you.