Honestly

A real conversation between me and my sister

Sis: Def Leppard was on Dancing with the Stars last night.

Me: No way! Seriously?

Sis: Yep. And they sang my song. I didn't know it was by them!

Me: What song?

Sis (singing): Pour some sugar on me

Me (groaning): Please. Stop. You didn't know that was by them?! How could you not know it was by them?

Sis: (undisturbed by her lack of common knowledge) How was I s'posed to know?

Me: I can't believe we're sisters sometimes.