Is there

a coin box in the world that takes pennies? I haven't met one yet. Someone kept trying to put pennies into the copy machine today. Pennies. The kicker is that she had quarters dimes and nickels. She just wanted to get rid of some pennies. Now me, if I kept getting pennies back, I might try a different coin. Her? She comes to the desk and (in a rather irritated voice) demands to know what is wrong with the copy machine.

Allergic to pennies.