More morning stuff

I think I would like to supplement my library salary by being a headline writer for online news. I could write things like this:

Cooking diva Julia Child loved red meat, gin (um, good for her?)

Giants' Shockey feel soreness in workout (um, duh?)

Italy, U.S. at odds over De Niro gangster image

I don't think this last one is really fair. Bobby D has done a lot of work, only a portion of it being "gangster" roles. But, I'm not Italian, so what do I know?

My favorite is #2.