Dear Dasani Lemon

You're not supposed to be sweet! I've had water with lemon, my friend, and you are NO water with lemon. I shudder to think what your close cousin, water with raspberry, might taste like.

I'll be giving my money back to the original and tell all my friends to shun your lemony badness lest they be fooled as I was.

No, I'm not bitter. And neither are you.



Fraud.