Law students get Law jokes

But, it was forwarded from another lawyer.....and its funny as hell.... so its all good.



A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the

office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came

along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident

and pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing. But, before the cop

had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming

hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day

before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no

matter how the bodyshop tried to make it new again.


After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his

head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.


The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It

got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"


"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.

"MY ROLEX!"