Obiter Dictum

Woman's virtue is man's greatest invention --- Cornelia Otis Skinner

Thursday, November 16

Dear Karina Smirnoff

You lost.

No, you did. I was watching. okay, I wasn't watching, but I did see the end. You lost. And, what's worse, you're a sore loser. No, really, you are.

Mario may have been a better dancer, but this is half popularity contest, half dance contest. You've heard of American Idol, right? It's kinda like that. The best doesn't always win. Most people don't cry about it, or whine, or look absolutely graceless and tactless when their name isn't called.

What's more, Cheryl Burke is worth twenty five of you, so if Mario didn't win, you have only yourself to blame.

And Emmitt was pretty damn good.

I hope this clears things up for you.

Thanks for listening,



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