Shamelessly stolen from the Chicago Tribune


"You know you're a 'Star Wars' geek when ..."

• "You own a pair of Yoda Underoos from the 1980 'Empire' release ... and are wearing them right now."
• "You're a 27-year-old female with a cardboard cutout of Luke Skywalker."
• "You are saving money for a $15,000 bronze Yoda replica."
• "You have Han and Leia figures on top of your wedding cake."
• "You own 'The Star Wars Holiday Special' featuring Bea Arthur."
• "You have more invested in your lightsaber collection than your Roth IRA."
• "You and your boyfriend fight over who gets the 'Imperial March' for their cell phone's ringtone."
• "You and your friends have matching tattoos commemorating your childhood 'Star Wars' club, 'The Bounty Hunters Alliance.' "
• "You are still mad at your father for forcing you to mow the lawn on the opening day of 'Return of the Jedi.' "
• "You claim to be able to translate R2-D2's electronic language without C-3PO's help."
• "You name your son Luke just to be able to say, 'Luke, I am your father.' "
• "You pretend your mini-van is the Millennium Falcon."
• "You've yelled, 'Nerf Herder' as a traffic insult."
• "You write a column on 'Star Wars.' "