Reference Question of the Day

The day is only half over, but I'm pretty sure no one is going to beat this question:

"What's the address of the Department of State? There is a terrorist there I want to write a letter to."

The patron did name the particular person she was wishing to write, and I'll decline to name said person. But, I did tell her she might want to tone down the rhetoric a bit. She hung up on me after I gave her the address so I'm not thinking she took my advice.
Oh well.