Not that I'm addicted to porn....

Ha! Made you look.

Anyway, I made the mistake of checking my bulk mail folder. Lots of messages with the parental advisory: Sexually Explicit. Of course I had to look. And, they were right. But then, as I was going down the list, I saw lots of things that were also sexually explicit, but without the warning. The best part was how they misspelled certain words to, I guess, get them through the censors? I don't know how this works. If they have certain words in the message spot then they have to carry the sexually explicit tag? I have no idea. Anyway, I'm going to mention a few of my favorites so cover the kiddies' eyes! (my sexually explicit warning)

This black girl gives great milkshakes (cokk sucking)
We like fukking horny teens!
Wives commiting adultry (i think this one might just be stupidity)
Hot black chix fuking!

Hey, I don't make this stuff up. Sadly, I had to empty my bulk mail folder. But, seeing as how there were nearly 350 messages in there, I'm sure I'll get more tomorrow. Maybe, though, I'll misspell everything for the rest of the day in their honor.